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Faking Your Way Through the Super Bowl

If you’re like me, this Sunday you will attend a Super Bowl party where you are faced with two distinct choices:

 

1) Pay attention to America’s Other Favorite Past-time, “foot”-ball (the first is shopping!); chat with the guys about all the home runs they’re throwing; and toss that ol’ hogskin around the backyard.

 

2) Watch the commercials with all the other “foot”-ball neophytes, which is equally ridiculous. Commercials are entertainment? What? Maybe afterwards we can go to a museum and look at Sunday sales circulars!

 

So in recent years, I’ve opted for a third choice: gorge myself like silly — there went that “Tight End!” — put on headphones and do my best to ignore as much of the proceedings as possible. (I spent 1997′s Super Bowl party in the bathroom after my Discman’s batteries died — thank God for the iPod!) As a result, I’ve become quite the expert at faking my way through Super Bowl Sunday with a special playlist and little-known sports factoids.

 

PREGAME

 

The Pixies, “Here Comes Your Man”

The first thing to know about the Super Bowl: who’s bringing the burgers? LOL. Seriously though, you need to know who is playing the game. This year it’s the New England Patriots who have never lost a game since football was invented, and the New York Giants who have the cuter Manning brother (see I know some stuff!). And so in honor of the Patriots we have the Boston band the Pixies doing “Here Comes Your Man.” I have a dance planned for this one. Do the Patriots need an extra cheerleader? LOL.

 

Art Garfunkel, “Crying in the Rain”

But you can’t be too one-sided! You never know which team’s uniforms you are going to like more, so you can’t play favorites. So in honor of that famous New York City toughness and determination, we have to pick Art Garfunkel, whose no-holds-barred collaboration with James Taylor on “Crying in the Rain” really expresses what football is all about: being man enough to cry in the rain. Or score touch downs. They’re both kinda the same thing.

 

Lee Greenwood, “God Bless the USA”

By this point that guy from the Ace Hardware commercials is probably done blabbing and so it’s time for the national anthem. Boooo-ring! Seriously, if you aren’t Whitney Houston in 1991, why even try? I’ve always liked “God Bless the USA” much more, so I listen to that instead. Holla!

 

 

FIRST HALF

 

Dios Malos, “Starting Five”

Okay, you got me! This one is only “foot”-ball related in the title, but I’m so sick of hearing everyone debating during the game: “Who has the better starting five is it the Yankees or the Celtics or the 59rs or blah blah blah blah.” Who cares! And so this song, so awesome and sweet and just soooo California, is my own gorgeous little protest. Also “dios” means days. Did you know that? It’s Espanol!

 

American Football, “I’ll See You When We’re Both Not So Emotional”

American Football is a group formed by star quarterback-turned actor Joe Mantegna after poor night vision forced a premature departure from the game. Bummer! He didn’t do it alone, though; that galloping bass you hear? That’s legendary Pelicans running man Terry Bradshaw. Who’s wielding that mighty axe? None other than Peyton Manning (and let’s put a little extra emphasis on “Man”). And he used to bang pigskin, but now he bangs drumskins: let’s give it up for Vince Lobotomy!

 

HALFTIME IS GAMETIME

 

Kutiman, “Music Is Ruling My Life”

Yeah! As the awesome flick Drumline says: “halftime IS gametime,” and so it’s time to bust out the biggest gun of them all: “Music Is Ruling My Life,” which kinda sounds like Amy Wine-O (LOL) only it’s some Israeli dude and Israeli chick and they are awesome. Seriously, this is the best song ever! It’s the Super Bowl of music! Oh, and factoid alert! One of my favorite rappers ever used to be a “foot”-ball player: that’s right, of course I’m talking about Deion Sanders. So obvious!

 

Black Heart Procession, “You Got Lucky”

While Tom (NOT VERY) P(R)etty is crowing away about “oppression” or “the radio” or “the free falling” on an enormous stage, you can be enjoying a little stage I like to call “the stage of transcendence.” San Diego’s gloomy Black Hearts (not to be confused with last year’s Super Bowl victors of the same name), treat this song right, pushing it into the “great wide open” like a couple of “refugee”s “running down a dream.” I guess you could say we all “got lucky” with this one!

 

SECOND HALF

 

Pavement, “Major Leagues”

Taken from what most people regard as their best record is Stevie Malkmus & Co’s touching tribute to Major League Football. But wait! Why does Stevie sound so glum? Maybe because he’s hot and we don’t know each other — yet! Really, though, Steve is a big sports fan — for realsies — and so that’s where I’ll be for next year’s big contest. I’ve got the plastic-tipped cigars, Mr. Pavement. Do you have smooches?

 

The Walkmen, “The Rat”

This has kinda become the sports song, which is awesome! Maybe I do like sports after all! They always use this when they’re transitioning into commercials, and it’s totally cool because it’s such a pump-you-up kinda song. I can’t even kid about this one!

 

 

I think this is the part of the game where they have the horses come out on the field? Or was that earlier? Did I miss that!?!?!

 

POST-GAME CELEBRATING

 

The Decemberists, “The Sporting Life”

Oh indie rockers! So cute when you suck at sports. This song by Colin Meloy — who I’ve heard plays a mean four square! — is for all of you. And, if my instinct is correct, both Ronald Moss and Michael Vick! “The Sporting Life” is about a kid who plays “foot”-ball in high school and who is terrible and gets all sad about it. Don’t cry cute jock boy! By the way does anyone else remember how cute James Vanderbeek was in Varsity Blues? Put me in that game, coach! Hahaha. Enjoy your Super Bowl everybody!

 

(Editor’s Note: For the millions of us who do watch football, enjoy the game! Here’s our prediction: neither defense will do much (the Giants will get more pressure than expected, though), and the game will come down to Brady versus not Eli Manning, but Ahmed Bradshaw, who should give the Patriots’ LBs fits — if Coughlin gives him the ball that is. Ultimately though, the Pats do make history: New England 38, New York 27. Take that to your nearest financial institution!)

 

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Book Review – Richistan by Robert Frank

Robert Frank’s book titled Richistan is about the lives of the new rich and those who make up the wealth boom occurring in the United States.  The book is 250 pages long and is fun to read.  While we know there are millions of millionaires in the world, Frank exposes them in completely new ways, from how they hire butlers to the silly ways in which they make their fortunes.  Frank gives us perspectives that we never think about when it comes to the self-made, rich population. 

To start the book, the author gives the reader an idea of just how many millionaires there are in the United States; about eight million as of 2003.  This number has risen drastically between 2003 and 2009.  He also goes on to define the term “Richistan,” and divides his new country into three different categories based on household net worth.  Lower Richistan consists of households worth $1 million to $10 million dollars.  Middle Richistan consists of households worth $10 million to $100 million dollars.  The elite Upper Richistanis consist of households worth $100 million to $1 billion dollars.  There are only several thousand households in the Upper Richistani category. 

Chapter one is titled, “Butler Boot Camp: Housetraining the New Rich.”  This chapter serves as a great introduction to the secret world of the new rich households.  Frank talks of butler boot camps, especially the boot camp held at the prestigious Starkey International Institute for Household Management.  Here, men and women train to simply run the households of millionaires and billionaires and get paid a ridiculous amount of money to answer to the wishes and needs of the super rich.  These butlers get paid anywhere from $75,000 dollars to well into six-figure territory.  They must know how to please the super rich, and tasks include washing high-end cars, rolling cigars, setting up home entertainment systems, and the usual services such as cooking and babysitting. 

Chapter two is titled, “The Third Wave: The Era of the Instapreneur.”  There are thousands of people who are becoming instant millionaires every year.  In fact, in 2005 there were about 227,000 new financial millionaires in the United States alone.  Robert Frank describes in this chapter the six ways that most people acquire their wealth and points out several individuals who have instantly made millions of dollars through development and sales of several large companies.  Jared Polis, for example, has developed more than a dozen companies and sold them all for more than a total of $600 million dollars. 

Chapter three is titled, “Making It: Ed Bazinet, King of the Ceramic Village.”  This chapter is devoted to those who have made fortunes in an unlikely manner.  One person mentioned in this chapter is Sydell Miller.  Ms. Miller operated a hair salon and developed a shampoo line called Matrix Essentials, which she was fortunate enough to sell to Bristol-Myers Squibb for a mere $1 billion dollars.  Then there is the chapter’s title man, Ed Bazinet, who created miniature ceramic houses and ended up mass producing them for department stores.  By taking a chance and producing his line of mini houses, he is worth over $100 million dollars.  This chapter gives you the feeling that anyone can be rich if you have the will and a good idea. 

Chapter four is titled, “Living It: Tim Blixseth.”  This chapter talks about those who love their work and make their work their life.  Men and women like Tim Blixseth do not seem to have the capability to relax; they are always thinking about business.  Tim may be on vacation or relaxing on his yacht, but he never stops working on his business.  Blixseth started in business at a young age by buying and selling timber to various other companies, and eventually started the Yellowstone Club, which charges $250,000 dollars to join and millions of dollars for the right to build a house on his land.  This ultra-exclusive club has members such as Bill Gates and Dan Quayle who want their own retreat where privacy is at a maximum.

Chapter six is titled, “Barbarians in the Ballroom: New Money vs. Old.”  Formal celebrations and balls are popular in the world of the ultra-rich.  People are invited and expected to attend, knowing that a large monetary donation to the charity of choice is mandatory.  The rich must donate large amounts of money and when they fail to donate, controversy arises.  Not only are people expected to donate up to millions of dollars at a time, but there is also controversy about who is allowed or nominated to be chairperson of these formal events.  The chapter goes on to discuss homes owned by Donald Trump and Sean Combs and how much property in various parts of the country can sell for.  This chapter is the least interesting of the book, but still gives good information on the world of the ultra-rich. 

Chapter seven is titled, “Size Really Does Matter: My Boat is Bigger than Your Boat.”  The seventh chapter is all about comparing the property and expenses of the rich versus the ultra-rich.  Mega yachts seem like standard property for a rich person these days, and boats are coming in huge sizes with all kinds of crazy options.  Some foreign leaders are having boats made that are about 500 feet long, costing over $200 million dollars to build.  The boats come with smaller boats, helicopter pads, dozens of hot tubs, swimming pools, theaters, gold-plated bathrooms, etc.  The author goes on to mention how millionaires compare cars, watches, and homes, and spend vast amounts of money just so they can have the biggest and the best. 

Chapter eight is called, “Performance Philanthropy: Giving for Results.”  This chapter is intriguing, and it discusses entrepreneurial charity.  People like Philip Berber who made a vast amount of money with an online stock trading company which he sold for nearly a half billion dollars, are finding new ways to spend their money.  Berber started Glimmer of Hope, a company which uses large amounts of money to help make the world a better place.  Other millionaires and billionaires like Michael Dell have donated millions of dollars to help Berber build schools, health clinics, waters wells, and vet clinics in countries where poverty is a severe issue.  Men and women like Berber and Dell have high hopes to heal the world and have taken the initiative to help fight poverty with the fortunes they have accumulated.

Chapter nine is titled, “Move Over, Christian Coalition: The New Political Kingmakers.”  The ninth chapter deals with the money that drives politics and campaigns.  This chapter presents how policymakers ask for money to fuel their campaigns and the differences between the techniques Republicans and Democrats use to find their much-needed money.  Four Democratic supporters in Colorado helped to elect their candidate to the House of Representatives.  Not only did this happen in Colorado and the House of Representatives, but it happens all the time in the race for President of the United States.  The Republican Party often gains large sums of money in a public manner while the Democratic Party often collects money from the ultra-rich in a more private manner.  This chapter shows that people will stop at nothing to have their candidate nominated into office, even if it means donating millions of dollars every year. 

Chapters ten and eleven are titled, “Worried Wealth: The Trouble With Money,” and, “Aristokids: We’ll Always Have Paris.”  These two chapters talk about the troubles that come with large amounts of money.  For example, more than half of America’s super-rich agree that money does not buy happiness.  Money can dominate their lives and leave little time for personal time with kids and spouses.  Money can cause such concern that millionaires have started meeting groups to discuss financial matters and meet with similar people in similar situations to get concerns out in the open.  Who better to talk about your millions of dollars with than other millionaires?  The final chapter of the book talks about the super rich children, or those who are in prime position to inherit fortunes.  Kids today are attending classes to learn about manners and living the high-life.  They also are being forced to learn about finances and what to do with millions of dollars so when they do inherit the money one day, they will not make unwise decisions and blow the money away like many of today’s celebrities and heirs/heiresses are doing. 

Overall, Richistan is an engaging and enlightening book about today’s new rich.  This book will keep you reading as you learn facts about the rich that you probably never knew.  The chapters about prestigious butlers and how “bigger is better” are especially interesting and will give you a great idea how millionaires and billionaires really live and spend their fortunes.  This book is rated 4.5 out of 5. 

Daniel Breedlove is the owner and manager of Corner Office Books, the internet’s premier website for reviews and sales of hundreds of business-related books.

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